Thursday, 14 July 2011

Shall we do it... doggy style?

It would seem that almost anyone can get married to anything these days.

Dogs in Peru are now at it too! A couple of pooch couples were walked down the aisle attached to their leads (I expect to stop them chickening out), by their "nervous" owners, the BBC news report stated.



This sham of a marriage was made legal when the hounds paw print was dabbed onto the matrimonial documentation.

This has got to be one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read. I really hate it when people treat their pets as though they are human, making them get married, dressing them in clothes, having conversations with them, and now it would seem making Facebook and Twitter accounts for them! I don't know what's more sad, the fact that you feel your dog is important enough to deserve a Facebook account, or that you have to pretend to be the dog in order for them to do so. "Rufus says hello" No, no he doesn't, you do! It's like a girls childhood game of dollies gone horribly wrong!

It's not only the dogs getting married, even more idiosyncratic behaviour has been witnessed when it comes to marriage. I recently read a story about a South Korean man who married his pillow, or better still, some mental woman in Germany marrying the Berlin Wall and then cheating on the bricks with a fence!



Marriage should be an act of love, proper love, between two human beings. You cannot marry an inanimate object that is not capable of loving you back, simply because you have have the personality of a sponge, and lack the social ability to find a partner within your own species!


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